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"You'd lose your job for this."

If I never showed up to work I'm pretty sure I'd be fired. As would any of us. But I suppose it's different if you work in washington. Glad we are paying folks like John Kerry for doing nothing. He hasn't been present for all the items of legislation voted on as far back as yahoo has tracked it (NV means no vote). Your tax dollars at waste.

Senator Kerry





Greg Retkowski


411 Walnut St #1716


Green Cove Springs, FL 32043








September 8, 2004





Dear John,





Hello, as a citizen of the US and therefore as your employer, I am afraid


I have to notify you that we've decided to terminate your employment for


lack of attendence at work. When we hired you your responsibilities were


to attend sessions of congress and vote on legislation and you've been


unable to complete these duties on a regular basis. We are always seeking


to cut government waste by terminating employees who draw paychecks while


not performing their duties, which is a category you fall under.





We wish you the best of luck in whatever future endevours you undertake.





Sincerely,








Greg Retkowski